Week 11 :: Getting Pregnant

I ordered this from Amazon back in January after Bee had told me about it. By the time we got the machine I had to wait till March to begin because you need to start monitoring during your menstruation cycle.

Ok when it comes to making a baby you can forget about the romance. It turns into a job. "Hun you're giving me booty tonight." "Babe I'm ovulating, drop your pants." Hahaha it's like no surprise, you're on this schedule around your ovulation and you get that window of opportunity maybe 2-3 times a month. I've read there are some months where you may skip ovulation too. So 3 months for us on this machine is not bad. But you have to be dedicated.

So here are some photos that I took while I was using this contraption.

Sample Uno: You see that little black box on the screen? That means you're not ovulating. The 6 means that it's day 6 since my period started. Save your booty sessions people.


Sample Dos: day 12 since my period started. You see how there are 2 black squares now? That means I'm ovulating. This means you get your freak on tonight ladies mmmhmmm.


Sample Tres: Day 13. You see how there are 3 black squares now and the top one has a circle? That mean you are at peak ovulation. That means you take your man in the bedroom and you rape him.


You will have days where it's like 1 day peak, 2 days high peak back-to-back. I would say do it all 3 days.

I was ovulting before we went to Hawaii and I told C. He goes "Why don't I save my boys for when we go to Hawaii? I'll get you pregnant." Um, cause I won't be ovulating then? "Oh I'll get you pregnant baby." I agreed to this knowing that he was going to fail this task BEEG TIME and I told him if he didn't get me pregnant in Hawaii by his miracle sperm that once we got back from vacation we would go on MY schedule. He agreed. I think he seemed to think that if we did it a lot that that would seal the deal. I knew I wasn't but I was just happy that I GOTS MINE! hahahaha.... We got back from Hawaii and the day after our return I got my period. Now we go by MY schedule which is the Clear Blue Monitor Schedule. We got pregnant by the end of that month. "Success!" - Borat